House of cosbys

Who is your favorite Cosby? I personally am fond of "bath tub Cosby." Hilarious.

Thanks for passing along "House of Cosbys' to me Karas!

Public Service Announcement

Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT see the movie Michael Clayton. It's painfully boring and terrible. I cannot stress this enough. If you don't believe me, then you deserve to sit through this shitty movie.

My good deed for the day is done.

And BJK stands for. . .

BLOW JOB KING!

Of course when you hear the letters B and J together, you think blow job. Anyways, a very good friend of mine was like call me "BJK." I looked at him and said, "blow job king?" He meant for it to stand for something completely unrelated--but c'mon people this dude gave himself the nickname "BJK." He pays for it brutally everyday by me and some other friends.

Yay Khang!!!!

This is a very special post dedicated to my dear friend, Mr. Khang ------. For today, he passed the Virginia Bar, or at least found out that he did. I never had a doubt that Khang would pass b/c he was a crazy machine with those flash cards. Such a genius! Anyways, congrats to you Khang--job well done!

With that said, I thought I'd share some recent Khang fun that I had when he came to visit me in NYC! On this very special visit, Khang and I visited the Museum of Sex. Hot! We learned so much at this awesome and somewhat sketchy place. Allow me to share. . .



The 1st exhibit was on "Kinks." Basically it displayed just about every weird ass fetish that exists out there. Most notable was the "Furry" exhibit. Now for those of you who don't know, a "furry" is someone who dresses up in an animal costume and has sex with others in animal costumes. These people look like walking stuffed animals. See below:

Now Furries are different from Plushies. Plushies are actual stuffed animals with fake va-jay-jays that I'm pretty sure people have sex with.

We also learned about people who have fetishes with balloons, cannibalism, pretending to be in dire need of medical attention, and those who wear full body latex costumes that look like women. And most importantly we learned that:

"We don't choose our fetishes, but we can choose to handle them responsibly."

The next exhibit room was the history of porn in video, so you guessed it, we watched a lot of porn! I finally got to see celeb porn too! I got to see the Paris tape, Pam and Tommy, and Colin Farrell. Now let me tell you--Colin--creepo. That man has a darty tongue--that's all I'm saying. Ew.

Now, at this point I had hoped to put up a picture of Khang pretending to be in bondage, but lucky for him I'm having problems uploading the picture. Pure excellence though, trust me.

Khang and I had more fun in NYC, but I can't tell you everything! But here's a teaser. I'll tell you at another time - DOOWOP TIME, that is!

Pure Excellence

Ok-this video is crazy!
1. I love that R Kelly clearly went crazy w/ a Bedazzler.
2. His hair is too awesome for words.
3. In honor of Tyler - R Kelly seriously just raps what he sees. Here's Tyler's version of a R Kelly song: "I'm driving down the road, oh I am holding the steering wheel, there's a car coming in the other lane, ooh turn the radio knob." You get the point.

Disappointing New TV

I love it when the new shows come out and old shows start new seasons. But particularly dealing w/ the new shows -- I am always hoping that something great will start that I can become addicted to. And then in its 8th season, I can say that I'm a psycho fan who has seen every episode since it started. I miss you Dawson's. Anyways . . . I was hoping that would happen this season w/ The Bionic Woman and Chuck. But alas it hasn't.


The Bionic Woman



So most of you know how I love Buffy - and I was so hoping this would be a kick-ass girl show. But it's just not. There are moments where you could love her. And the Bionic Woman character is good, but something is just missing. And it's this--they don't have any coherent story line. It's too jumpy and there are no connections for the viewer. Like for instance -- SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH TONIGHT'S SHOW --who the hell were the guys who killed an entire town? Why did the one girl live? Is the little sister psycho - b/c one minute she hates the sis, and the next they are hugging? Lame.



And oh let's not forget how the kill the cutie in the 1st episode. Then the other hot guy in the show had sex apparently but they totally cut that scene from tonight's episode. Lamer.


You get one more week out of me Bionic Woman.

Chuck

Chuck the character is adorable. He's cute and very likeable, but again the show is just lacking something. And again it's a good story. This too has too many holes. And there are so many opportunities for more comedy, but the writers just don't pull thru. There were 2 - count them 2 - funny parts in the entire episode this week. Thankfully for these crappy writers, it only takes one funny moment to make me laugh the entire night -- if not, then I'd hate this show. But dammit -- those 2 funny moments will pull me back in one more week.

Back to the show - anyways - I hate the sister. She's too "my life is perfect" for me. And ditch the bangs -- bad bad bad. I hate the friend Morgan even more. He couldn't be unfunnier if he tried. I hope they kill him in the next episode. And please please writers - develop a story. And try to make this show funny - I need it.

Too bad, I'm quite sure it'll be canceled soon. But I do think it's better than Bionic.

This Involves You . . .

Okay--if you are reading this, I would absolutely love love love it if you could tell me what you initially think of as soon as you hear these letters:

BJK

If you can't think of something for all 3, then at least tell me what your 1st thoughts are in regards to the 1st 2 letters -- BJ.

If you do this . . . I promise to tell you why I'm asking this of you. Trust me!

And if you are scared to post a comment - just do it anon!