Yay Khang!!!!

This is a very special post dedicated to my dear friend, Mr. Khang ------. For today, he passed the Virginia Bar, or at least found out that he did. I never had a doubt that Khang would pass b/c he was a crazy machine with those flash cards. Such a genius! Anyways, congrats to you Khang--job well done!

With that said, I thought I'd share some recent Khang fun that I had when he came to visit me in NYC! On this very special visit, Khang and I visited the Museum of Sex. Hot! We learned so much at this awesome and somewhat sketchy place. Allow me to share. . .



The 1st exhibit was on "Kinks." Basically it displayed just about every weird ass fetish that exists out there. Most notable was the "Furry" exhibit. Now for those of you who don't know, a "furry" is someone who dresses up in an animal costume and has sex with others in animal costumes. These people look like walking stuffed animals. See below:

Now Furries are different from Plushies. Plushies are actual stuffed animals with fake va-jay-jays that I'm pretty sure people have sex with.

We also learned about people who have fetishes with balloons, cannibalism, pretending to be in dire need of medical attention, and those who wear full body latex costumes that look like women. And most importantly we learned that:

"We don't choose our fetishes, but we can choose to handle them responsibly."

The next exhibit room was the history of porn in video, so you guessed it, we watched a lot of porn! I finally got to see celeb porn too! I got to see the Paris tape, Pam and Tommy, and Colin Farrell. Now let me tell you--Colin--creepo. That man has a darty tongue--that's all I'm saying. Ew.

Now, at this point I had hoped to put up a picture of Khang pretending to be in bondage, but lucky for him I'm having problems uploading the picture. Pure excellence though, trust me.

Khang and I had more fun in NYC, but I can't tell you everything! But here's a teaser. I'll tell you at another time - DOOWOP TIME, that is!