Nay Niki--I Am Legend was great!

In response to my favorite friend, Niki's post about not seeing "I Am Legend," I felt the need to post that you should see the movie. I won't go into great details, but here's a few reasons why. First, Will Smith is simply delicious in this movie. You may not want to admit it, but he's a great actor, and he's beautiful. Seriously ladies--there's one scene in this movie where you'll wiggle in your seat. Second, the character "Sam" in the movie is simply fantastic--so much better than Mr. Wilson from Cast Away. (C'mon the movie premises are similar--one man shows basically.) Anyways, I say Niki was wrong--go see this movie. You'll enjoy it!

This is so friggin' me!

Life Update

Sorry I haven't been posting regularly. I've just been busy. I do think of excellent things to post during the day, but by the time I make it home, I'm too lazy to do it. Anyways. . . here are a few things that I'm currently preoccupied with:

1. My new hair straightener. It's genius! My hair looks awesome now. Well, at least I think so. This new straightener literally just makes it super straight with one go down. And I can curl it with it too. Greatest invention ever.

2. BSB--that's right my obsession is now back! The eternal 15 year old in me did go to Jingle Ball (and I got to bill those hours too!) this past Friday. It was fantastic! So many people were there-Alicia Keys, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, Timbaland, and BSB to name a few. I was so in love w/ AJ from BSB back in the day, and after watching them, I was instantly back in love. I love them all now--the way they move and make you feel as if they are personally singing to you. Sigh. I love being a tween all over again!

3. The Robot--some of you will know who I'm talking about!

4. Dino Comics--yes I'm about to post a new one. In fact, you probably read it before reading this. Awesome!

5. Belgium waffles--ok these tiny waffles that are super sweet may be the greatest things of all time. I just had one tonight and I think it might be my new favorite food of all time. Yes people, all time. Ok ok, that may be a bit drastic, but you get the point.

Well--sorry for the lame post. Just felt like typing some. I'll check back in later folks!

Just reminded me of me

Anti-harassment training made me violent

So work had this mandatory anti-harassment training. Boring and not awesome. Wrong -- it was awesome. And not awesome in the sense that it was great, but awesome in the sense that you can't believe dbags like this actually exist.

As part of the training we had to discuss various scenarios that could happen at the office, and then rate them in terms of just how bad they were. Here is the gist of the relevant scenario:

Male Partner tells Female Associate that he can't bring her to Atlanta for the deposition b/c he doesn't want people in the office to think he's hitting on her.

The Dbag who had to discuss this was asked how he thought the female associate felt when she was told this. And he said:

"I would probably be thinking 'Am I pretty?' An attractive woman who is used to being objectified might take offense. But an unattractive woman would probably be flattered."

If we weren't in anti-harassment training just at that moment, I would have pulled my hair back and met him in the parking lot. What a panty waste!