In the Year 2000 . . .

So I love Conan! I am convinced he should be my husband. When sharing this info with a good friend, here is what she said to me:

IN THE YEAR 2000 . . .

Amber will steal Conan O'Brien away from his wife, only to discover that he is really a monster of a human being. He will treat her badly, and their relationship will end in a fist fight. He will then become the world's greatest boyfriend to Laura Golden.

Oh wait, that happens in the year 2006. My bad.

This short post is especially made for my LP-hysterical!

I'm Back For Real This Time!

Holy crap--it's been like forever since I last posted. How have you lived? Obviously, I'm writing to myself - no one reads this but me. Awesome! Anyways, I'm debating on whether to do a Cancun edition for the blog, so if you want one, let me know. Scandalous!

Anyways, it's nice to be back in the States. Although it won't be for long b/c I have decided I need to relocate to Mexico. I have finally realized that I love tiny Mexican men, and they love me. Sweet sweet memories! ha!

But to have internet back--holy crap--I have missed out on some serious celeb gossip. Like I didn't know that Paris Hilton is dating that Entourage guy. And even more importantly, I didn't know that I could care less about that. The most entertaining piece of "celeb gossip" I found was a pic of Cindy Crawford's son. That boy is the prettiest girl I have ever seen. I mean seriously--he's wearing pink lipstick for crying out loud. I want to be as pretty as him. It's unreal. His little sister, the little less prettier one, has to hate him. I can't stop staring at this kid. It's so creepy.



For more pics of this "boy" - go here.

Alright, I'm out for now, but promise to be back very soon!

I'm Back!

I sat down tonight to write an all inspired catch up blog b/c it's been so long since I've posted. Like I thought to myself that I could write all about the bar, but all I really want to say about the bar is this - "You suck." That about sums up the whole experience. So given my feelings, that would be the lamest post ever. Then I thought about writing about what I've learned here the past 3 years, and well, bitches--I know it all, and always have, so not much to write there. ;)

Alas, I have decided to make my 1st post in a long time about this. (And yes, I know I posted a drunken post the other night about stupid 22 year olds, but I've deleted that, so it doesn't count. Hey--it's my damn blog, if you don't like that, get your own.) So inspired by Niki's blog, I thought I'd post a few random pictures of my new favorite cutie!

His name is Bryan Greenberg, and you must see him in the movie "Prime." It's a really cute movie actually, and he's super hot. And he also stars in "October Road." Which I really want you to watch on ABC b/c that's my show w/ Niki and we need it stay on the air. So watch it.

Ok--so this is a bad post too, but dammit, good eye candy. (KLollyH--I know you will disagree w/ me on that one! ha!)