God Bless America!

Well I completed my first week back home. I promise I've had no fewer than 78 cups of ice water. Glorious! It's been amazing watching TV. As a matter of fact, I'm watching The Soup right now and they're talking about bird-poop facials. They cost $180. Only in sweet sweet America can you get that and get that on TV. Glorious! Best part--being in my own bed and seeing all my friends again. But who cares about gushy crap, right?

So for my first post in quite awhile, I actually wanted to discuss this:


OMG--Corey Haim is so fat. Now, I knew that he got chunky b/c he was all chubs in his cameo in David Spade's movie Dickie Roberts. But for reals, he doesn't even look like himself. I'm pretty sure he has actually eaten Corey Feldman.

I wanted him to be my boyfriend so badly after watching The Lost Boys for the first time. I mean in the 80s, every pre-teen girl wanted him. Well, thank god for "unanswered prayers" and Garth Brooks. If I would've actually married him, I'd not be having sex with my disgusto hub with not awesome wrist bands. And I personally love the what I'm pretty sure is denim shirt, w/ one side of the collar completely tucked in. Oooh, the topper--he has a girlfriend STILL? I want to see this girl/rhino that I'm pretty sure she has to be.

Ok--gotta go now. Now I'm watching Walking Tall, and you all know how I think The Rock is one of the sexiest men alive. Well, the kissing/sex scene is about to come up. HOTTEST, KISS. EVER. OH. MY. GOD. I purchased the movie just for this scene. I have some constant rewinded to do. I heart DVR. And America.

**Note: I have chosen to leave the many mistakes in the last paragraph b/c I was typing and watching the kissing scene at the same time. You can see how distracted I was. I'm awesome.

Tagged?!?

So I checked Nik's blog this morning, and she had this tag thing, and what I think was a dare for me to finish it too? I could be wrong--it just said "Red it's all you" basically, but I take that as a double dare, b/c I can. So here goes, Nik--all for you!

Tag Line

Maybe I should. . .tear myself from the couch to unpack and go to the grocery store.

I love the smell of. . .clean laundry.

People would say that I. . .am mean but funny.

I don’t understand why. . .airplanes fly. Seriously--blows my mind.

When I wake up in the morning. . .I have to pee.

I lost my willpower to. . .argue with people who always think they are right.

Life is. . .good since I'm back home!

My past made me. . .a fighter.

I get annoyed when I. . .am around rude people.

Parties are not a good time to. . .get gas.

Dogs are. . .animals I hope to have some day.

Cats are. . .are fantastic despite what most people say. I'm sure I'll have 30 some day. Tear.

Tomorrow is. . .another vacation day home from work. Swweeett!

I have low tolerance for. . .people who pretend to be your friend.

I’m totally terrified of. . .Manbearpig. No really, she scares me on a lot of levels right now.

I wonder why I thought my life would be. . .perfect.

I always knew I would. . .be awesome!

Never in my life have I. . .smoked pot.

High school was. . .just as it should've been-great and horrible.

When I’m nervous. . .I either ramble or don't talk at all.

One time at a family gathering. . .my grandma walked by my sister and farted right in her face. It was great!

Take my advice. . .stop worrying about what other people think.

Making my bed. . .only happens when my Mom is coming into town.

I'm almost always. . .daydreaming.

I’m addicted to. . .retail therapy.

I want someone to. . .give me a massage.