Tagged?!?

So I checked Nik's blog this morning, and she had this tag thing, and what I think was a dare for me to finish it too? I could be wrong--it just said "Red it's all you" basically, but I take that as a double dare, b/c I can. So here goes, Nik--all for you!

Tag Line

Maybe I should. . .tear myself from the couch to unpack and go to the grocery store.

I love the smell of. . .clean laundry.

People would say that I. . .am mean but funny.

I don’t understand why. . .airplanes fly. Seriously--blows my mind.

When I wake up in the morning. . .I have to pee.

I lost my willpower to. . .argue with people who always think they are right.

Life is. . .good since I'm back home!

My past made me. . .a fighter.

I get annoyed when I. . .am around rude people.

Parties are not a good time to. . .get gas.

Dogs are. . .animals I hope to have some day.

Cats are. . .are fantastic despite what most people say. I'm sure I'll have 30 some day. Tear.

Tomorrow is. . .another vacation day home from work. Swweeett!

I have low tolerance for. . .people who pretend to be your friend.

I’m totally terrified of. . .Manbearpig. No really, she scares me on a lot of levels right now.

I wonder why I thought my life would be. . .perfect.

I always knew I would. . .be awesome!

Never in my life have I. . .smoked pot.

High school was. . .just as it should've been-great and horrible.

When I’m nervous. . .I either ramble or don't talk at all.

One time at a family gathering. . .my grandma walked by my sister and farted right in her face. It was great!

Take my advice. . .stop worrying about what other people think.

Making my bed. . .only happens when my Mom is coming into town.

I'm almost always. . .daydreaming.

I’m addicted to. . .retail therapy.

I want someone to. . .give me a massage.