Tipsy posting is fun

So my lack of drinking as of late has caused me to get tipsy after TWO beers people. TWO. Lame. But good for you - why? I'll post ridiculousness.

First thing, B and I were just thinking of our old neighbors and how we always knew when they were having sex. How would we know? Would we hear them? No. Instead, they would always close their blinds, and then about 20 minutes later, open then while being half naked. Those neighbors have long since moved away, and thank god -- only b/c hot guy has moved in. Dave. He's hot, has a great dog and is a MURSE. So awesome.

Second thing, I'm hard core crushing on a boy. Hard. core. I can't even speak around him. Ok that's a lie. I can't shut up around him. What I mean is I can't even speak in normal terms around him. I literally say things that are so ridiculous that I am in awe of myself. I have not felt like this about anyone in forever, if ever. This guy is objectively hot to me. And then, you get to know him, his personality is even hot. I mean, I'm used to having to wait to find someone hot once they make me laugh. Anyway - this guy has it all. So I need to flirting tips. I'm normally pretty good at it, but not this time. I'm a 12-year old. I'm nervous, clammy, talkative and absolutely giddy. God, I want to do him. I'll keep you posted. When flirting happens, I will report back in. . .

Till then - I think I need more beer.