What happens in Prague . . .

should get blogged!

So Prague was great everyone. Here are the highlights:

1. I climbed the tower at St. Vitus Cathedral. I'm pretty sure I almost died. Seriously--I had to sound like a dragon climbing those stairs. I frightened at least 17 children that day. The view was worth the heart attack.

2. One of the things Prague is known for is the largest cuckoo clock. [It's the large tower on the left of the picture.] As you can see in the background of the pic as well, there's a disney fairy tale princess church. This was my favorite site. Anyways, when walking around Prague, I swear to you, you will always end up back at this exact location. It was like a twilight zone episode. Every time I turned around, there was that damn cuckoo clock. Not an interesting story, but my frustration had to be put out there.

3. Went to a sex machine museum. Scary! Totally got to see the 1st threesome porno ever made. Sadly--not hot. I'm pretty sure I walked thru the entire museum with a disgusted, shocked look on my face, while constantly trying to avoid eye contact w/ the Cowboy.

4. Got my first Thai massage. No happy ending, pervs. Anyways--this was hilarious. I laid down on the floor mat, and next thing I know, some tiny woman is sitting on my legs. I almost laughed out loud. She proceeded to distort and move my body in ways that I didn't think were possible for an hour. At one point, she had me in a headlock, swinging me around. I'm pretty sure she's never seen boobs this big in her life. Hilarious, and super relaxing!

5. Here's why I may hate this city though - we got stranded at the Prague airport for over 12 freakin' hours. I hate fog. I hate the weakness of the American dollar. I got a sandwich--it was $33. WTF? WTF?

ok ok, I loved it! When I get a chance, I will try to post some pics.