Thursday, June 28, 2007

Anal Bleaching

Have you ever heard of this craziness? Apparently, I'm way behind on the times. I'm studying, and the topic of anal bleaching comes up, unbeknowst to any of us on how it did. Anyways, according to Wikipedia, anal bleaching is what caucasian pornstars do to lighten their buttholes. That's just wrong and disgusting. But I've decided to educate you about the process with this helpful visual aid:



Now for the best part. . .

Some dude asked the following question on some type of I need help website:

"Im thinking of having my anus bleached?
but im damned if im paying 50 quid for it , could i do it myself with some Domestos and a toothbrush ?"

That's just awesome.

7 comments:

klollyh said...

I saw this on TV a year or so ago. It just seems wrong. If someone is looking at your ass so long that they say to you "Hey, you can have your ass bleached to look much hotter," you should dump that person immediately because he (or she) is a f*%^#$@ weirdo. When did we as a society become so looks-obsessed that we decided to worry about the color of our ass crack. It's your ass crack. It's meant to be unattractive so as to say, stay away from here. Of course after seeing this on TV my husband immediately says, "That's awesome. You need to have that done to your armpits."

Red said...

Matt is awesome!

Anonymous said...

OMG you guys. It's totally not that big of deal. People keep asking me to get it done and I'm thinking about it. I mean it's actually kind of cool if you think about it.

Red said...

When I 1st read this-I was like your pits or butthole. But then I realized it's you--so clearly your butthole. I hear the noises at night. Ok--ewww....I just delete this but I just can't. Fingers won't allow.

Red said...

I mean I should delete this--in my motard defense - i've been in class for how many hours now . . .

Anonymous said...

"People keep asking me to get it done and I'm thinking about it."(niki)

gosh I hate it when "people" nag.

"people"...?...as in, several persons... there are several persons in your life who are concerned about the color of your butt hole?

All of a sudden my life feels lame.

LordGunz said...

Ok,whats the deal with the crock pot on the stand?


thx


-Gunz