Fashion Statements that MUST Stop

I just have to rant about this. In my class, more than one boy has been wearing colored flip-flops, such as bright red or green. THIS MUST STOP! It just looks weird. You, as a man, can wear any shade of brown, black, gray, even navy blue in the flip-flop world. You may not, however, support fluffy red flops, or bright ass green flops that match your shirt. What's next, matching eye shadow?

And while I'm on a rant--people must stop getting personalized license plates. No one cares that you love dance, or where you went to law school, or whatever. In fact, there should only be one personalized license plate allowed, and it should say: IMADBAG

That's it---if you want a personalized license plate, you should be forced to get that one b/c that is really what you are telling the world.